Wanting to greet the new year with fresh breath this morning, I loaded my new toothbrush from Santa and guided it toward my awaiting mouth. In the final second my brain realized something wasn't quite right and the 'mission' was aborted just in time.
Boudreaux's Butt Paste® may be a lot of things to a lot of people. But toothpaste it ain't.
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